Axl for the win. Aside from Axl I go with my man Robin. Robin's proven one of my favorite GN'R members, past or present.

Prince was violently ejected. Axl would later come to realize Prince had not been known as the Artist (symbol) for some years and they were in fact in the company of Buckethead, who it seemed had once again come and gone within the GN'R ranks. Devastated at losing his beloved Bucket, accidentally and for the second time no less, Axl was finally able to persuade Robin to return. Well, Robin was going to return anyway ever since Trent Reznor pissed away his own record deal and became a reclusive hippie. Propelled forward by a new sense of creativity, the band once again known as Guns N' Roses and featuring Robin Finck on lead guitars began work on an EP to precede the forthcoming Chinese Democracy, to be itself re-recorded following the release of the as yet to be recorded at all EP. The planned first single, a collaboration with Diddy known amongst fans as....

Merck said he would return only on the condition the Muse personally apologize to him, but she didn't show. Meanwhile, Axl held a pre-release listening party at Sebastian Bach's house and ran up a tab in excess of $1 million, which surprised the rest of the band (who were not invited) as only Axl and Baz had attended the party. Axl, broke from his recent shopping spree in which he acquired some very nice pairs of True Religion jeans, refused to hand over the now "finished" masters to the album until the label "re-negotiated" their deal and picked up his party tab. Word of this officially leaked at Frank Ferrer's NYC Pisser show where....

Sabotage their tour by having his friends the Pigeons of Shit Metal as openers. Axl and his gaggle of Suicide Girls wanted none of this, forcing the Pigeons prompt exit. Enter Mick Wall, who rode out minute 25 of his 15 minutes by writing....

Fans overwhelmingly chose to download the one second sample of "She Builds Quick Machines." Axl, disappointed in the public's lack of interest in his long labored over "Raidface" comeback single, declared the track a demo and announced it would be released in full on the soundtrack to "The Da Vinci Code." After being told "The Da Vinci Code" had long ago been released, Axl once again declared himself "the stronger," this time for altogether unknown reasons. However, all this new commotion stirred up the interest of MTV News, who dusted off Kurt Loder and forced him out of his closet to go interview Axl at his palatial Malibu estate. What he learned was....