This was in the current issue of Metal Hammer under the "Hot 100 Bands to Watch in 2008".

Quote from: Metal Hammer, issue 173
Guns N' Roses
Axl Rose and his hired henchmen are bound to 'excite' the world with news on several release dates for the so-called 'Chinese Democracy' album - all of which will pass without incident. Does the record exist? Does anyone really care these days? Sebastian Bach claims to have heard four versions of it. There are reports that a passing UFO stole all of the recordings one night, and the album is popular on Neptune. There are rumours that Axl Rose showed up in the studio 10 years ago, and was scared off by a drunk gnat in the corner. Who really knows the truth, yo? While all of this nonsense is going on, the other four blokes from the 'Appetite From Destruction' era are seemingly desperate for a reunion with the bloated N' braided ego that was once their singer. Doubtless, they can hear the cash registers going into overdrive.
ETA: Sometime. Maybe

Another year, another disappointment, thus you will see more and more of this kind of backlashing.  Axl...you really NEED to release this album! 

**Thanks to Faxl over at Chinese Democracy dot com for posting this first.

Stricken ship off Antarctica evacuated By BILL CORMIER, Associated Press Writer
54 minutes ago

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - More than 150 passengers and crew took to lifeboats in Antarctic waters on Friday after their cruise ship hit an object and began taking on water through a hole in the hull, Britain's coast guard said. No injuries were reported.

It was believed that the passengers of the Explorer, a Liberian-flagged vessel, included at least 22 British citizens, and undetermined numbers of Americans and Canadians, the Coast Guard said.

The evacuees were boarding another cruise ship, the Endeavor, near the South Shetland Islands, and were expected to be transferred later to a larger ship, said Henry Purbrick, watch officer at the coast guard center in Falmouth, England.

"Latest reports are that all persons are safe and accounted for," said coast guard spokesman Fred Caygill.

The coast guard said it was told at 12:24 a.m. EST of the incident involving the 2,646-ton Explorer near the South Shetland Islands and Graham Land, an Antarctic peninsula.

"We believed it has been hulled, it has a hole the size of a fist and some cracking in the hull of the ship, it's taking water and it's listing about 21 degrees," Caygill told AP Radio.

It was unclear whether the vessel would sink, he said.

"There has been some information coming back that it may have hit an iceberg but it has not been confirmed," Caygill said.

There was a lot of ice in the area, but the vessel was built to withstand ice, said Mark Clark, another coast guard spokesman.

Rescue centers in Norfolk, Va., and Ushuaia, Argentina, were taking charge of coordinating the rescue, the coast guard said.

An Argentine rescue and command center received a first distress call at 11:30 p.m. EST Thursday from the Explorer amid reports it was taking on water through the hull despite efforts to use onboard pumps, said Capt. Juan Pablo Panichini, an Argentine navy spokesman.

A navy statement said the captain ordered passengers to abandon ship about 90 minutes after the first call and that they and the crew took to eight semi-rigid lifeboats and four life rafts, with the captain leaving the ship later.

The statement said Explorer was some 475 nautical miles southeast of Ushuaia, the southernmost Argentine city and a jumping-off point for cruise ships and supply vessels for Antarctica.

Seas were calm and winds light at the time, what Panichini called "optimal conditions for carrying out the evacuation,"

In Oslo, Norway's Hurtigrute said passengers and most of the crew of the Explorer had safely been taken about its cruise ship, Nordnorge.

The line's spokesman Stein Lillebo said they were still compiling a list of names but that just under 150 people in all were aboard. He said about three ship arrived in the area at the same time, but that Nordnorge was selected to take on the passengers because of its capacity.

"We have just taken on board all the passengers from the ship, and a large portion of the crew. The only ones not board are the one who drove the rubber boats that were used during the action," he said.

"The reports I have are that the mood is very good, and that those who came on board are getting the help they need. If they are cold, they get heat. If they are hungry, they get food. And if they need a doctor, or nurse, we also provide that."

He said he did not know about the condition of all the passengers, but said the passengers had been out in rubber boats in subfreezing temperatures.

The Nordnorge, built in 1997, is 403 feet long and has a capacity of 691 passengers in 214 cabins.