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#1681 Re: Dust N' Bones & Cyborg Slunks » Ok, you're Slash & VRs new manager, what would you do? » 720 weeks ago
Lock Slash in a room with this:
on a constant loop, until he understands that it is better than this:
IN EVERY FUCKING RESPECT.
#1682 Re: Dust N' Bones & Cyborg Slunks » Velvet Revolver featuring Corey Taylor; Album done? » 720 weeks ago
Just rewatched that video of It's So Easy with Corey and Slash. Slash, you massive fucking tool, you nixed a VR reunion with Corey on vocals - the only singer I've seen who manages to put the same level of venom into ISE that Axl does - so you could fuck around with Myles and his banal songwriting and his helium voice and his inability to LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS TO THE SONGS?
#1683 Re: Guns N' Roses » GN'R Twitter Updates » 725 weeks ago
Jeez, I hope Ron's okay. 
#1684 Re: Dust N' Bones & Cyborg Slunks » Ok, you're Slash & VRs new manager, what would you do? » 726 weeks ago
Lock Chester Bennington in the studio until he agrees to record with them. Get Izzy on board as a songwriter. Keep Kushner on board (or, possibly, get Dave Navarro in as second guitar).
Record a stripped-down, raw rock record - a couple of weeks in the studio should do the trick. Tour it.
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO FUCKING WELL DO, VELVET REVOLVER.
#1685 Re: Dust N' Bones & Cyborg Slunks » Velvet Revolver featuring Corey Taylor; Album done? » 726 weeks ago
Gah! They should leak it themselves - if the public response is positive, use that as leverage to convince Slash…
#1686 Re: Guns N' Roses » Video tour of GN'Rs backstage area » 728 weeks ago
Lots of these stars all get pissy in their old age after being heavily indulged since their early to mid twenties.
I guess it just gets easy to be an asshole as nobody pulls you up, chins you or calls you out; its just 'yes sir' all the time.
Axl's food rider was ok I thought. I guess it was all the other BS that was pissin' James off.
It's about working in TV, but Charlie Brooker's comments are pertinent:
#1687 Re: Guns N' Roses » Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement" » 729 weeks ago
Slash, Izzy and the guys could just get a guest singer in, if it's a one-shot thing. Sebastian Bach, or Chester Bennington, or even - Christ, I hope not - Myles Kennedy.
Or Axl might show up. I think for all the posturing, we've come very close to a reunion on several occasions. They still have to keep in touch, for legal matters as much as anything else. And the HOF will stall until they've sorted out their issues; they really don't want a GN'R clusterfuck happening.
#1688 Re: Guns N' Roses » Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement" » 729 weeks ago
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
And it doesnt mention Chinese Democracy directly or indirectly (font, Chinese GN'R logo) anywhere.
Is it too much to hope that they're gearing up for that self-titled album release?
#1689 Re: Dust N' Bones & Cyborg Slunks » COREY TAYLOR: "I Guess It Just Wasn't Working Working For SLASH" » 730 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure they asked Chester and he turned them down.
They should fucking chloroform him and lock him in the studio until he agrees to sing for them. I mean, imagine if they took this band on the road:
Chester, Slash, Navarro, Duff and Adler.
<weeps for what might have been>
#1690 Re: Guns N' Roses » Post your favourite fookin' GNR songs and tell us why! » 731 weeks ago
While you're breakin' down my back n'
I been rackin' out my brain
It don't matter how we make it
'Cause it always ends the same
You can push it for more mileage
But your flaps r' wearin' thin
And I could sleep on it 'til mornin'
But this nightmare never ends
Don't forget to call my lawyers
With ridiculous demands
An you can take the pity so far
But it's more than I can stand
'Cause this couchtrip's gettin' older
Tell me how long has it been
'Cause 5 years is forever
An you haven't grown up yetVintage Axl fucking Rose.
As a child, I used to think he was singing "You can take the biggest sofa but it's more than I can stand."
Why, thought my younger self, was this hard-ass rocker so concerned about the soft furnishings?
