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#3051 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

"Sure, little Stevie will do anything." And so it was that Steven Adler was brought in to try and finish the project. However the "Large Collection of unnamed Universal Executives from the mystic mountains of SHGLOR" were having none of this, they wanted a more controversial man to take the helm.

#3052 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

However then Axl came up the greatest plan to screw the fans over once and for all. He made one copy on CD and mailed it to himself and released the rest of the album on SD cards found randomly in seedy italian restrooms and on the occasional vinyl disc. However there was one thing left hindering the album's release.

#3053 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

Where Zakk Wylde arrived to stake royalty claims for the chord progression he wrote for the song "Fuck Yo Couch" which is going to be realeased on disc 4 of the Chinese Democracy quintology. Oh sorry forgot to mention earlier it was a quintology...

#3054 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

March 07 was expected, but it fell through because Axl no longer liked the Killers Track. Luckily around this time he heard that the Spice Girls, Van Halen and Led Zepplin were all gonna make comebacks later that year and got them all into the studio to do a 9.3876 minutes exactly cover of Slither.

#3055 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

Didn't want Axl to bring teddy "zigzag" back. Instead they wanted Axl to bring back Tracii Guns as they truly believed he was the missing key in the New GN'R sound. Unfortunatly Pitman wasn't too happy because...

#3056 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

Dizzy proposed a new idea:

Instead of spending the remaining money they had on funding the marketting and everything for Chinese Democracy, they would invest in a....

#3057 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

That Axl had secretly turned his Malibu estate into a jungle swamp for six pet alligators to live in with him sitting above them on a giant throne, with Buckethead serenading his jungle kingdom...

#3058 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

It was decided that a fight between Axl and Weiland would be held in the middle of Central Park in a giant 50 feet by 50 feet by 50 feet barbed wire cage. Tickets sold at $400 for five minute of viewing and every 23rd ticket contained a code that could be redeemed on the internet for a one second sample of either Raidface or She Builds Quick Machines...

#3059 Re: The Garden » Fantasy Wrestling » 905 weeks ago

I swap Big Daddy V for Chavo Guererro.

#3060 Re: The Garden » The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game » 905 weeks ago

Axl Agreed. It was planned that in the Backstreet Boys new album there would be a rerecorded version of their first single "We've Got It Goin' On" with Axl, Pitman, Pee Wee Herman on guest vocals with Buckethead having his own ten minute solo spot in the middle of the song. It was also planned that the other new song that Axl had wrote ten minutes before agreeing to the deal, "Silkworms", was going to be included as hidden track on the comeback album..

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