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Re: The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game
Merck said he would return only on the condition the Muse personally apologize to him, but she didn't show. Meanwhile, Axl held a pre-release listening party at Sebastian Bach's house and ran up a tab in excess of $1 million, which surprised the rest of the band (who were not invited) as only Axl and Baz had attended the party. Axl, broke from his recent shopping spree in which he acquired some very nice pairs of True Religion jeans, refused to hand over the now "finished" masters to the album until the label "re-negotiated" their deal and picked up his party tab. Word of this officially leaked at Frank Ferrer's NYC Pisser show where....
Re: The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game
Where Zakk Wylde arrived to stake royalty claims for the chord progression he wrote for the song "Fuck Yo Couch" which is going to be realeased on disc 4 of the Chinese Democracy quintology. Oh sorry forgot to mention earlier it was a quintology...
Re: The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game
However then Axl came up the greatest plan to screw the fans over once and for all. He made one copy on CD and mailed it to himself and released the rest of the album on SD cards found randomly in seedy italian restrooms and on the occasional vinyl disc. However there was one thing left hindering the album's release.
Re: The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game
"Sure, little Stevie will do anything." And so it was that Steven Adler was brought in to try and finish the project. However the "Large Collection of unnamed Universal Executives from the mystic mountains of SHGLOR" were having none of this, they wanted a more controversial man to take the helm.
Re: The never ending GN'R CD Rumour game
Turn the whole fiasco into a reality TV called "The Apprentice: Chinese Democracy Special" The whole of New GN'R as well as previous New GN'R members would participate in an Apprentice like contest. It was all set to go ahead and even the first four episodes were filmed when the worst happened..
