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Re: H1N1 Vaccine
In Sweden half a school (150 kids) reported in sick the day after receiving the cure. I guess wether you should take it or not depends on your math skills.
But seriously, this has all the makings of:
Print too much money = problem
Population distracted from previous problem (War, terror, death, famine!) = population more confused than before, less likely to single out YOU (or your designated puppet, whichever you prefer) come election time
Print more money to solve the problem of printing too much money = ?
Realize it was a bad idea and that the bankers have fooled you once again (doh!) = we need a new problem!
"Don't worry, there's a major pandemic coming up and we just happen to have a quadrillion doses of vaccines to stop it. How do we know? We're a pharmaceutical corporation! We make this shit in our labs all the time! Then we spread it around while our media lap dogs blame it on Mexican pig farmers! How do you really think we make these truckloads of money?"
Government orders a billion units = population sick, confused, pissed off and broke but wait, GlaxoSmithKline's stock just skyrocketed, the economy is improving! Thank you Barack, you're doing a great job!
End, repeat.