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#941 The Garden » Words of Wisdom » 910 weeks ago
- Gunslinger
- Replies: 12
Any wise quotes/advice (from famous people, relatives, yourself, whatever) that you really like? Here's a few of my favorites:
'Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Sir Winston Churchill
"'We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.'- Albert Einstein
#942 Re: The Garden » Post Your Pic Thread - Let's see what you look like! » 910 weeks ago
Gotta give you credit Backslash. I've seen you post a few pics here and there and in NONE of them are you sober!
#943 Re: Guns N' Roses » "Mystery" Band to reunite in Sweden » 910 weeks ago
Maybe it's ABBA - when did they last play together.
Lol, yeah really. Those guys and Air Supply should be considered Corporal Punishment to the ears.
#944 Re: Guns N' Roses » "Mystery" Band to reunite in Sweden » 910 weeks ago
Twenty years and a rock band, hmmm...that would be 1987 or 1988 depending on how literal/exact they are being with the twenty years. Wasn't that shitty band Europe around about then? I hated that "Final Countdown" horseshit. Seems like the Sweeds liked them to. They sucked!
#945 Re: Guns N' Roses » Finding Fitting Actors to Play Axl Rose, Dave Grohl » 910 weeks ago
I wonder how happy Axl would be to find out this guy might portray him?
(*thanks to Backslash for sharing one of his most prized pictures above!)
Something I thought was funny: Courtney Love reportedly wants Scarlett Johansson to play her. Yeah, ... right. Love is a nasty skank. A better choice to play her would be to simply go to a club after it closes and find some passed out nasty gutterslut lying in the ditch or selling BJ's on the sidewalk...perfect match!
#946 The Garden » Dozens in Texas Town report UFO sighting » 910 weeks ago
- Gunslinger
- Replies: 13
Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO
Large silent object with bright lights was flying low and fast
updated 8:51 p.m. ET, Mon., Jan. 14, 2008
STEPHENVILLE, Texas - In this farming community where nightfall usually brings clear, starry skies, residents are abuzz over reported sightings of what many believe is a UFO.
Several dozen people '” including a pilot, county constable and business owners '” insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."
While federal officials insist there's a logical explanation, locals swear that it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane. They also said the object's lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several towns who reported seeing it over several weeks have offered similar descriptions of the object.
Machinist Ricky Sorrells said friends made fun of him when he told them he saw a flat, metallic object hovering about 300 feet over a pasture behind his Dublin home. But he decided to come forward after reading similar accounts in the Stephenville Empire-Tribune.
"You hear about big bass or big buck in the area, but this is a different deal," Sorrells said. "It feels good to hear that other people saw something, because that means I'm not crazy."
Sorrells said he has seen the object several times. He said he watched it through his rifle's telescopic lens and described it as very large and without seams, nuts or bolts.
Maj. Karl Lewis, a spokesman for the 301st Fighter Wing at the Joint Reserve Base Naval Air Station in Fort Worth, said no F-16s or other aircraft from his base were in the area the night of Jan. 8, when most people reported the sighting.
Lewis said the object may have been an illusion caused by two commercial airplanes. Lights from the aircraft would seem unusually bright and may appear orange from the setting sun.
"I'm 90 percent sure this was an airliner," Lewis said. "With the sun's angle, it can play tricks on you."
Officials at the region's two Air Force bases '” Dyess in Abilene and Sheppard in Wichita Falls '” also said none of their aircraft were in the area last week. The Air Force no longer investigates UFOs.
One man has offered a reward for a photograph or videotape of the mysterious object.
About 200 UFO sightings are reported each month, mostly in California, Colorado and Texas, according to the Mutual UFO Network, which plans to go to the 17,000-resident town of Stephenville to investigate.
Erath County Constable Lee Roy Gaitan said that he first saw red glowing lights and then white flashing lights moving fast, but that even with binoculars could not see the object to which the lights were attached.
"I didn't see a flying saucer and I don't know what it was, but it wasn't an airplane, and I've never seen anything like it," Gaitan said. "I think it must be some kind of military craft '” at least I hope it was."
#947 Re: The Garden » What happens when you drink a Coke » 910 weeks ago
Damn Coke! No wonder I'm an irritable asshole...and I was thinking it was just the Heroin!
#948 Re: The Garden » Words/Phrases that I fucking hate! » 911 weeks ago
If someone tries to give me shit by calling me a Metrosexual I turn around and call them a Hermaphrodude - that usually shuts em up as everyone around then starts laughing at them instead.
I like that one man! That gets karma.
#949 Re: The Sunset Strip » Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles » 911 weeks ago
Sarah Connor is hot, which I could never have said before this series.
....And you watched Terminator 3?? That chick made me forget what movie I was watching and only think about :bed:!!
#950 The Garden » Words/Phrases that I fucking hate! » 911 weeks ago
- Gunslinger
- Replies: 33
There are some words/phrases that absolutely make me cringe when I hear them. I'll tell you mine and maybe you guys can share some that you hate in return.
1. "We" are having a baby...fuck you, WE ain't having shit. The girl is the one popping that little bundle of joy out and is probably hating you at about the same time the "miracle of birth" is happening! Unless you have a vagina you aren't having a baby...you just helped start the process!
2. "Metrosexual"...again, fuck you. Same pansy that came up with "WE are having a baby" must be behind this one. I'm a guy and if I am concerned about my looks (when I go out) it's because I happen to like girls which is because I'm a heterosexual, not some made-up lame-ass word like metrosexual.
3. The "N" word...drumroll please, and a 1, a 2, and a big FUCK YOU! A racial slur is a racial slur period, bottom line and end of story. Why the fuck does/should one race get such special consideration?