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PaSnow
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Re: A bear walks into a bar

PaSnow wrote:

A bear walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "What can I get you?"  The bear responds "I'll have a gin....   and tonic." The bartender asks "What's with the pause?"  The bear looks down at his hands, and says "Oh, I was born with them".



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Re: A bear walks into a bar

johndivney wrote:

Loses a bit when written down. A bit like:

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe which slumps to the floor as the man orders a beer. The bartender says "ok but you can't leave that lying there." The man says, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Re: A bear walks into a bar

AtariLegend wrote:
johndivney wrote:

Loses a bit when written down. A bit like:

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe which slumps to the floor as the man orders a beer. The bartender says "ok but you can't leave that lying there." The man says, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Take the awkward silence afterwards as a hint.

polluxlm
 Rep: 221 

Re: A bear walks into a bar

polluxlm wrote:

An Irishman walked out of a bar.

Re: A bear walks into a bar

johndivney wrote:

^ reported for racism.

Re: A bear walks into a bar

AtariLegend wrote:

I think this is a joke. A fan wants to raise some cash to buy the vault from Axl.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/onebillionforaxl

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