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Re: Drunken stories
we used to throw food off of our 11th floor balcony...get all jacked and toss old food to see what kind of mess it made on the sidewalk below
the best was emptying the contents of a can of cream of celery soup
Been there, done that. We threw shit out. Especially pizza made a great mess. I also think my friend who lived in the building used to take a piss out the window instead of going to the toilet, but afterwords realized he was a dick and went sleep annoyed over his own antics.
I once threw a bottle of beer at a prison wall. It made a big shattering sound when it hit. Good thing the cops didn't see it.
I managed to sneak in to some afterparty with a couple of local and more known actor celebrities. I was on Jagermeister and beer and then bought wine from the place, as they had no more beer. I thought it was a movie they had been making and couldn't understand why the screening quality of the stuff was fucking horrible. It looked like something me and my friends did on our spare time. On Jager, that's fucking funny, so I kept watching the screen giggling and laughing into my hand thinking they were pure amateurish bastards. Not sure I was welcome after that. However, me and my mate managed to get the biggest known actor with us to some club. Then he bought us all hot dogs before we even managed to bring him back to my flat for a little chat. We lied and said we had more beer for him. The story has it that he went back to his hotel room with two 17 year old girls. As he's like 50 years old and butt ugly, he must be doing something right.
Re: Drunken stories
Some of you know this:
I got H A M M E R E D while waiting for the doors to open prior to the first Hammerstein show.
Short version; ran to piss in an alley. Alley turned out to be a police station. Got arrested. Cops made fun of GN'R all through booking. Finally got released and made it to the show. Still hammered.
HAHA cool story! +1 I would like to hear the whole thing a second laf is that you made back to the show? lol were they late?
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I've been known to get "lost" when I get hammered. One St. Patrick's day, after starting drinking earl-I in the mornin', multiple car boms, shots, and beers, I had to go to the bathroom at a bar we were at. Only I couldn't find it. I went downstairs to look for it, only there was no bathroom downstairs. All that was down there were offices and such. Security caught me and claimed I was trying to rob the place of thousands of dollars. They grabbed me, and literally threw me through a side door onto the streets. A friend of mine emptied my pockets to prove I hadn't gotten away with the thousands of dollars they claimed I was after. I just needed to take a piss. Pardon me if I stumble across a couple grand. What's a guy to do?
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I just yesterday told the story at work of the time my old roommate and I decided we needed to walk (a mile or so) to a restaurant for breakfast at about 5AM after drinking all night. I was drunk enough that after walking there, eating, and walking home I still went to bed tanked.
The best part is I can actually say I've experienced the cliche of walking home drunk and seeing people out for their morning jog.
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The dumbest thing I did was drink about 3/4 of a bottle of that Capt. Morgan black stuff. My ex invited me over to her house and it was still a fresh break up so that was probably dumb in the first place haha. We were all chillin in the kitchen while I was downin the shit. All I remember is tryin to get in my car and everyone holding me back and me pushing everyone out of the way. After that I guess I decided to walk home(which was dumb she lives on the other side of town). I remember I fell really hard into this little rock patch. I was layin there and my buddy was behind me. I told him that my friends were all dying and that if he was going to follow me he was going to have to kill...honestly I don't know wtf i was thinking at this point i was just blitzed out of my mind. After this I regained conciousness in the passenger side of my truck. I had to walk back to that place I fell to find my phone.
I am normally a chill drunk but I was really depressed due to this bitch so I just went nuts! NEVER AGAIN.
