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Axlin16
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Re: Drunken stories

Axlin16 wrote:

I've just never had a real, bonafide drunk story. When I get drunk, I just want to go to sleep. Maybe 'cause i'm so fucked up, but that's just me.

Sure I can be loud and obnoxious, but I just want to slump over.

DCK
 Rep: 207 

Re: Drunken stories

DCK wrote:

Sleeping is an evil way of ending up. If I drink too much, I just wanna go to sleep. This summer I downed plenty of beers one night, went to a concert, rocked hard and went for a bite to eat. I felt like just sleeping but my mates wanted to continue. We went to another pub and I downed 3 pints of pure water. It re-started my system big way and I could continue on for another two hours. I left my mates around 4 in the morning. When I woke up again at noon, I got a picture message showing when they had gone to bed. It showed 8:30am.

BLS-Pride
 Rep: 212 

Re: Drunken stories

BLS-Pride wrote:

short versions of a few..

I went to Atlantic City and woke up in on an RV heading to Ohio with two buddies and a bunch of people who came as a group on a road trip who we befriended by the lovely ice breaker of mary jane and jersey charm.

I got drunk one night I walked home but I didn't notice I had walked into a neighbors house and crashed on their couch.

Woke up in a friend's friend empty apartment in NYC alone with 800 cash and a 3 ounces of weed.

Me and an ex girlfriend got woke up naked in a church by a priest. I don't even remember fucking her let alone hanging out with her that night. She has no memory either. At some point we met up, broke into the church, fucked, and fell a sleep and drank a bottle of wine.

I got up and sang an entire set of Rolling Stones and Bob Seger songs trashed yet pulled it off to a degree until I decided to stage dive onto the empty part of the floor.

theres more to remember..

jorge76 wrote:

The best part is I can actually say I've experienced the cliche of walking home drunk and seeing people out for their morning jog.

Those are the best nights my friend.

Axlin16
 Rep: 768 

Re: Drunken stories

Axlin16 wrote:

BLS is getting an Oprah book deal soon... 16

jamester
 Rep: 84 

Re: Drunken stories

jamester wrote:
BLS-Pride wrote:

short versions of a few..

Woke up in a friend's friend empty apartment in NYC alone with 800 cash and a 3 ounces of weed.

Me and an ex girlfriend got woke up naked in a church by a priest. I don't even remember fucking her let alone hanging out with her that night. She has no memory either. At some point we met up, broke into the church, fucked, and fell a sleep and drank a bottle of wine.

I got up and sang an entire set of Rolling Stones and Bob Seger songs trashed yet pulled it off to a degree until I decided to stage dive onto the empty part of the floor.
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HAha cool stories im curious tho  where did you sing the songs and what type of church ?  and what was the priests reaction?

+ 1 thanx for sharing

jorge76
 Rep: 59 

Re: Drunken stories

jorge76 wrote:
BLS-Pride wrote:

I got drunk one night I walked home but I didn't notice I had walked into a neighbors house and crashed on their couch.

Be careful with that.  A guy I went to high school with did that same thing, but woke up to a pistol in his face.

It had been the County Sheriff's house he crashed in.

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