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It's been 11 days since anyone has. Holy shit. People can argue all they want about the "activity" of the band the fact is the lack of forward progress is slowing things down from a fans online perspective. I don't see how a whole lot of discussion is gonna take place once Axl heads out for CD tour #..... I've lost count.
Some news and notes. I'm looking at a place in Calgary this week. Possibly moving there. Turned down a job in Whitehorse, Yukon as a correctional officer. Would've been pretty cool but moving north wasn't where my heart was. Next step.... who knows 
always in flux. I like it this way.
U2 confirmed they are recording a new album as we speak. Fuckers better have it out by the end of the year.
I know I'm getting old when I start question the ethics of having a celebrity crush on a 21 year old (Jennifer Lawrence) 
I'm more interested in Wrestlemania than I have been in years! Including the back to back years of HBK vs Undertaker.
I'm cheering for the St. Louis Blues to win the Stanley Cup. Fuck the Habs are pathetic.
Tim Tebow will take the starting job from Sanchez and Manning is gonna be awesome in Denver.
Blue Jays look hot in spring training.
Basketball sucks.
That's all. Just a random post for shits and giggles. Just wanted to breath some life inot The Graden.
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Can we officially call this "The State of Bono Address" ?
I officially volunteer to be the guy in the back in the leather jacket with the "I'd Rather Be In Chyna" sign
P.S.
Jays look tight as hell going into April. Really hope to see Toronto compete, especially with the return of BEAUTIFUL traditional Blue Jay blue and those sweet new throwback uni's.
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yeah no shit it'd be nice for once if the jays could compete. Their throw backs are sweet no doubt. Should've never ditched them for those crappy black uniforms with the Rays knock off logo.
The 'I'd rather be in Chyna" sign is a classic.
SUCK IT!
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I know I'm getting old when I start question the ethics of having a celebrity crush on a 21 year old (Jennifer Lawrence)
Nah, she's over 18...that makes it ok where I live
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Bono wrote:I know I'm getting old when I start question the ethics of having a celebrity crush on a 21 year old (Jennifer Lawrence)
Nah, she's over 18...that makes it ok where I live
Haha true. I mean if I had her in bed and she said "you know I'm only 21 right?" I'd say 'NICE!!"
Unlike this one time in August 2007.....
I was 29 djing in a club and it was early in the night before I had started. The club was doing a bikini contest that night and needed some contestants so I went around looking for hot women to ask if they'd like to enter. There was this one girl who was absoultely smoking hot. I asked her and she said she didn't have a bikini so I said I have one for her and she wanted to try it on so we went in the back and she modeld it for me and I told her she looked fantastic. It helpd that it was slightly small for her 
She agreed to enter & she won and was totally into me the rest of the night. I let her hang out in the dj booth as much as she wanted. Anyways the night ends and she waits for me and I drive back to my place. She says to me before we go inside 'just so you know nothing is gonna happen between us tonight.". My reaction was a calm "that's ok"(even though I thought it was a sure deal) and that threw her off. She asked if I was mad and I said no "why would I be mad?" And she said most guys would be mad. I played it cool and delivered the obvious line "I'm not most guys"
Anyways I gave her the option of my bed or the couch and she took the couch. In the morning I drove her back to her hotel(she was a tourist in my resort town) and she said she wanted to meet me again that night. I was djing so she'd have to come out if she wanetd to see me. She was already at the bar with her friends when I got there. Again totally into me. Difference is this time I had it in my mind nothing was gonna happen.
Same scenario unfolds she comes back to my place and we chat for a while and then BOOM she's all over me. I jokingly said "I thought nothing was gonna happen between us" and her reply was "Fuck that you earned it"
Anyways it was like a movie scene, intense, frantic, knocking shit over, clothes flying off, she was down to just her panties and I picked her up and threw her threw her on my bed and then she says this "How old do you think I am?"
I didn't think anything of it at first and I guessed 23 and she said no. So I said 22 and NO again. I then started to get a little weary and said 19 and her answer was no again and I asked her "Are you even 18?" and to my shock she said she was only 17. Talk about killing the mood. I then asked her when her brithday was and she said June 26th. This was taking place in August!!!!! This fucking girl was 16 years old less than two month ago and she was going into grade 11.
I said she was full of shit and I wanted to see her ID. She showed me and it wasn't even her. She had a fake ID. So I asked her to show me her facebook profile and sure as shit she was 17 years old and wouldn't even be 18 for another year. I told her to put her clothes back on and she protested but I insisted. She stayed the night but she slept in my bed alone and I took the couch.
There was just no way I was going through with that. NO WAY.
Such a shame too cause she was fucking incredible. Gorgeous face with a body like..... WOW! Now as a coversation piece if I meet a girl in the bar that I'm unsure of I ask to see her ID and do it in a way that I wanna compare terrible driver lisence pictures.
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monkeychow wrote:Bono wrote:I know I'm getting old when I start question the ethics of having a celebrity crush on a 21 year old (Jennifer Lawrence)
Nah, she's over 18...that makes it ok where I live
Haha true. I mean if I had her in bed and she said "you know I'm only 21 right?" I'd say 'NICE!!"
Unlike this one time in August 2007.....
I was 29 djing in a club and it was early in the night before I had started. The club was doing a bikini contest that night and needed some contestants so I went around looking for hot women to ask if they'd like to enter. There was this one girl who was absoultely smoking hot. I asked her and she said she didn't have a bikini so I said I have one for her and she wanted to try it on so we went in the back and she modeld it for me and I told her she looked fantastic. It helpd that it was slightly small for her
She agreed to enter & she won and was totally into me the rest of the night. I let her hang out in the dj booth as much as she wanted. Anyways the night ends and she waits for me and I drive back to my place. She says to me before we go inside 'just so you know nothing is gonna happen between us tonight.". My reaction was a calm "that's ok"(even though I thought it was a sure deal) and that threw her off. She asked if I was mad and I said no "why would I be mad?" And she said most guys would be mad. I played it cool and delivered the obvious line "I'm not most guys"
Anyways I gave her the option of my bed or the couch and she took the couch. In the morning I drove her back to her hotel(she was a tourist in my resort town) and she said she wanted to meet me again that night. I was djing so she'd have to come out if she wanetd to see me. She was already at the bar with her friends when I got there. Again totally into me. Difference is this time I had it in my mind nothing was gonna happen.
Same scenario unfolds she comes back to my place and we chat for a while and then BOOM she's all over me. I jokingly said "I thought nothing was gonna happen between us" and her reply was "Fuck that you earned it"
Anyways it was like a movie scene, intense, frantic, knocking shit over, clothes flying off, she was down to just her panties and I picked her up and threw her threw her on my bed and then she says this "How old do you think I am?"
I didn't think anything of it at first and I guessed 23 and she said no. So I said 22 and NO again. I then started to get a little weary and said 19 and her answer was no again and I asked her "Are you even 18?" and to my shock she said she was only 17. Talk about killing the mood. I then asked her when her brithday was and she said June 26th. This was taking place in August!!!!! This fucking girl was 16 years old less than two month ago and she was going into grade 11.
I said she was full of shit and I wanted to see her ID. She showed me and it wasn't even her. She had a fake ID. So I asked her to show me her facebook profile and sure as shit she was 17 years old and wouldn't even be 18 for another year. I told her to put her clothes back on and she protested but I insisted. She stayed the night but she slept in my bed alone and I took the couch.
There was just no way I was going through with that. NO WAY.
Such a shame too cause she was fucking incredible. Gorgeous face with a body like..... WOW!
fuck that i would iv just done her is it a big deal over there or something mate
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fuck that i would iv just done her is it a big deal over there or something mate
is it a big deal to fuck a minor? Hell yes! And even if it wasnt' there's no way I'd be comfortable with it. I was 29 she was barely 17. She wasn't even in grade 12 yet. So in essence I'd have been fucking a little girl in grade 11 where as I was already a year beyond my ten year highschool reunion. It's creepy and it totally ruined the mood for me so even if I wanted to there was no way it was happening.
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Yeah, there's quite the discrepancy in how things are viewed in the old and new worlds when it comes to sex with minors... 
. Over here she can officially/legally consent as long as she's at least 16 years old (or, in some countries 14 and the age difference is less than 6 years). In my mind, if she didn't come across as immature or mentally too young in the two nights you spent with her, she was probably well aware of what she was getting in to and she was "fair game" so to speak. If she hadn't asked, you would've gone ahead with it. You gotta ask: why did knowing her birth date make that much difference?
But I get it, I'm 32 and I can't even relate to girls younger than 22 anymore. I can't imagine myself fucking anyone that young either. That said, living in a society where we have sayings like "If there's grass on the pitch, the game is on" and "Old enough to smoke? Old enough to fuck!" does kinda make you a bit more open to the idea than if you were living in a community where you have registered sex-offenders that did nothing more than touch a 16 year old girls' boobs when he was 21 years old.
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gibbo wrote:fuck that i would iv just done her is it a big deal over there or something mate
is it a big deal to fuck a minor? Hell yes! And even if it wasnt' there's no way I'd be comfortable with it. I was 29 she was barely 17. She wasn't even in grade 12 yet. So in essence I'd have been fucking a little girl in grade 11 where as I was already a year beyond my ten year highschool reunion. It's creepy and it totally ruined the mood for me so even if I wanted to there was no way it was happening.
ok i didnt relise the age diff thought you mite iv been around 19 20
