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Neemo
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Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

Neemo wrote:

"Come to Myspace and I'll Twitter your Yahoo! until I Google all over your Facebook"

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Aussie
 Rep: 287 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

Aussie wrote:

I'd like to Facefuck your Twatter

Bono
 Rep: 386 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

Bono wrote:

I've only ever used one so called pick up line ever. 

"If you were a booger I'd pick you" 

I think it worked cause it was so terrible yet harmless and not greaseballish.  her reaction was "Oh my god that's awful, is that the best you can do?" And my asnwer was "yup".  She laughed and that was that, we dated for about four months.

supaplex
 Rep: 57 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

supaplex wrote:
Neemo wrote:

"Come to Myspace and I'll Twitter your Yahoo! until I Google all over your Facebook"

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^ short version: YouTube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

polluxlm
 Rep: 221 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

polluxlm wrote:
Bono wrote:

I've only ever used one so called pick up line ever. 

"If you were a booger I'd pick you" 

I think it worked cause it was so terrible yet harmless and not greaseballish.  her reaction was "Oh my god that's awful, is that the best you can do?" And my asnwer was "yup".  She laughed and that was that, we dated for about four months.

I stopped at one too. New Years Eve party when I was 18.

Are you the girl with hair long enough to wipe your ass?

She slapped me. As revenge I downed half her bottle of Vodka and passed out in the snow. Worst hangover I ever had.

DCK
 Rep: 207 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

DCK wrote:
polluxlm wrote:
Bono wrote:

I've only ever used one so called pick up line ever. 

"If you were a booger I'd pick you" 

I think it worked cause it was so terrible yet harmless and not greaseballish.  her reaction was "Oh my god that's awful, is that the best you can do?" And my asnwer was "yup".  She laughed and that was that, we dated for about four months.

I stopped at one too. New Years Eve party when I was 18.

Are you the girl with hair long enough to wipe your ass?

She slapped me. As revenge I downed half her bottle of Vodka and passed out in the snow. Worst hangover I ever had.

So basically, you got revenge because you were an ass in the first place??? Great revenge though!!! 19

Aussie
 Rep: 287 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

Aussie wrote:

Yeah I generally found pickup lines rarely worked.  Instead they have to be so lame or so funny that you are almost doing it for a joke.  Then they have a chance as simply being an ice breaker, like in Bono's case.  If you get the girl laughing that's then a great starting point for conversation from there.

My mates and I use used to dare each other to go up to girls and throw out a cheesy pick up line just for laughs.  My favourite was to go up to a girl and say:

"Quick grab your jacket we're leaving, you've just scored".  16

Axlin16
 Rep: 768 

Re: Pickup Lines in the 21st Century

Axlin16 wrote:
Neemo wrote:

"Come to Myspace and I'll Twitter your Yahoo! until I Google all over your Facebook"

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That's beautiful material. Accurate too. 16

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